Well, Bless your Heart

Want crazy insight to my brain? Here it is.

Well I’ve been saved by the grace of Southern charm

I got a mouth like a sailor and yours is more like a Hallmark card

And if you wanna pick a fight, Well I’m gonna have to say goodnight

I don’t have to be hateful, I can just say bless your heart

And even though I don’t belong with your high life friends

It doesn’t mean we don’t get together and try to make amends

It’s easier can’t you see, Let’s agree to just disagree

We don’t have to like each other but it’s sure fun to pretend

So let’s shake hands and reach across those party lines

You’ve got your friends just like I’ve got mine

We might think a little differently, But we got a lot in common you will see

We’re just like you

Only prettier

Everybody says you’ve gotta know your enemies

Even if they only weigh a hundred pounds and stand five foot three

If you just smile and behave you can always get your way

It’s a universal plan that’ll get you where you can in all societies

So let’s shake hands and reach across those party lines

You’ve got your friends just like I’ve got mine

We might think a little differently, But we got a lot in common you will see

We’re just like you

Only prettier

Let’s shake hands and reach across those party lines

You’ve got your friends just like I’ve got mine

We might think a little differently, But we got a lot in common you will see

We’re just like you

Only prettier

Well, I’ll keep drinkin’ and you’ll keep gettin’ skinnier

I’m just like you

Only prettier

Yep, Miranda Lambert, you've done it again. You say exactly what we're all thinking but don't say aloud. We all want to be Blanche Devereaux or Scarlet O., but we can't help to be Aunt Bee or Dixie Carter (you know you still watch Designing Women re-runs)...